A few comments:
1) Personal body chocolatier!?!
2) I want to stay in an Extreme WOW suite. I wonder how it differs from a regular WOW suite?
3) One more time ... personal body chocolatier!?! What if you are allergic to chocolate? Could you use something else? Maybe ... I don't know ... like, ranch dressing? No, that probably would not sculpt well. Wait - I got it - mashed potatoes would be perfect. You can totally sculpt with mashed potatoes. I want to call to ask, just because I am curious.
W Website - Who's Looking for the Ultimate Lover's Lounge Package?
A Valentine's Day that will truly blow your mind! Leave reality behind and enter W Washington D.C.'s true world of WOW. Swarovski crystals and Louis Vuitton to live Maine lobster and Italian white truffles on a private chopper ride... this package offers you a true W Whatever/Whenever experience for him and her.
- An Extreme WOW suite
- Late check-out at 4pm
- Full service VIP helicopter ride at sunset to Monticello for a private wine tasting where you will enjoy champagne and a selection of fine cheeses, Italian white truffles and chocolates during your ride
- VIP car service to chauffeur you to and from your helicopter
- In-room couple massage by Bliss spa - 'a virtual countdown to butter'
- 'Bliss-ful' water closet packed with full-sized Bliss products for him and her
- Custom menu featuring master creations: Kobe steak dinner and Maine lobster for two, Valentine's Day private breakfast-in-bed, including everything and anything you ever wanted
Bottomless champagne flutes in your suite
- VIP table for two at POV with a personalized cocktail created by W's Director of Bar Concepts, just for you
- Personal Body Chocolatier to mold 'Whatever/Whenever' for him and her
- Photo Shoot for her and personalized calendar to give to her boo on Valentine's Day (including personal stylist, hair and makeup artist)
- 24 hour personal whatever/whatever agent
- In-room Zegna custom suit fitting and cufflink bar for him
- Little red dress rack and personal tailor for her
- Louis Vuitton luggage loaded with lingerie for her
- Hair by a legendary Frederic Fekkai stylist for him and her
- Custom Swarovski crystal monogram pajamas for him and her
- W Camera
Be WOWed for $27,999
** Due to the exclusive nature of this once-in-a-lifetime experience, you must call 202.661.2462 to reserve this package. This package is NOT bookable online.
13 comments:
I recently found your blog from a comment that you left on Karen's blog (Adventures of Cancer Girl) and spent a lot of time today reading all your archives. My husband was disabled for 8 years after his 3rd stroke. In his last two months he developed congestive heart failure and possibly had another stroke; he stopped moving and unfortunately developed stage one bed sores. The visiting nurses supplied some wonderful dressings, Hydrocolloid Wound Dressings, that completely cured some of the small areas and helped tremendously in the larger areas. I would be very happy to send you a few that were left over. I did cut the large ones in quarters to cover small areas. They can be left on for a week or more. If you want them my email is:
RBottonister AT yahoo DOT com
Also same email at gmail.com but I really don't use the google account for mail.
That is SO worth $27,999! (Don't tell them, but I'd even go as high as $28,000.)
(FYI (and likely TMI): I believe parts of me have been fashioned of mashed potatoes. Notice I don't say "sculpted"; that would imply too much definition.)
I can't even get a CARD for V-Day.
If you wait 1 more day, than it's 1/2 off...not sure where they cut the corners though...
Live Maine Lobster?! For $27,999, they could at least cook it! :)
Wow, I think this makes up for the 50K Victoria's Secret diamond bra I didn't get for Christmas! I'll have to let hubby know to book quickly, I'd hate to miss the opportunity of staying in the best WOW suite. God forbid it's not WOW-ee enough for us.
Thanks for the laugh and the dream of a personal chocolatier this morning!
Does the ad really say this:
"...personalized calendar to give to her boo..."
Because when did that become OK?!?!?!
28 grand??? Ah ha ha. I'm going to tell the hubs that if he REALLY loved me he'd book it.
WOW - what a deal - NOT! Of course, if someone wanted to gift me that wonderful package, I would be totally on board with it.
very nice =)
keep going on.
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Hmmm... Helicopter ride... Good thing the Mrs. has motion sickness.
That's what our PICU room is costing every days! For the record, I have never received any of the aforementioned "services" here! Hmmm...I wonder if we can transfer to that place and have insurance cover it?!
Jenny,
Thank you so much for making me aware of this exquisite package. I have invited many suitors to treat me for V day, however, thus far none have signed up. I hope they don't all book at once. Maybe if it were in rupees....
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