Monday, January 25, 2010

Today's Ethanisms


It is good to have a penis!

Handicapped people are lucky. They get to park so close!

Every meal should have cheese in it!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

My usually prim and proper mother (RIP) used to tell a joke about a little girl and boy who were on a picnic with their families. The boy had to urinate, so he stepped off the trail, whipped it out (OMG, my mother's very words) and peed. The little girl watching said, "What a handy thing to bring on a picnic."

Desiree Lynn said...

Being able to park close doesn't make being broken worth it. Trust me - I know. ;)

carrie1 said...

I don't know about the whole penis part.... except for going to the bathroom! That would really help especially using public restrooms!

As for handicapped people and their parking.... I don't have a problem AT ALL for their close parking... I do however have a problem with people who abuse it just because they have access to a pass. Or when stores have 20 + handicap parking spots and they are ALWAYS open (cough cough Target).I babysit for a handicap child.. and I dont use it all the time.. even though she is in a wheel chair..

And I totally agree with the cheese in every meal! You can't go wrong with cheeeese!

meredith said...

"it is good to have a penis!"

hahah, no way!! boys sure do start early loving their man parts!!

Lori said...

Hey--was he listeing to John in the shower today?

(Or every other day?)

Loving you!!!!!!

KirstyCat said...

would he like to ride in Ms. Kirsten's car? I've got my permit until the end of March.

The Four Week Vegan said...

LMBO - the joys of boys.