I just finished wrapping approximately half of the 76,000 presents that "Santa" will be giving to Ethan this year. Next year the gift theme will be "anything that comes in a square box." I mean, have you ever attempted to wrap a four-foot stegosaurus? I think it would be easier to wrap a live baby (not that I am suggesting this; the litigator in me feels compelled to state that I am in NO WAY CONDONING OR RECOMMENDING WRAPPING BABIES.) That said, if for some reason you did, it would easier than the damn dinosaur....
Off the top of my head, next year Ethan will be getting a box of tampons (square - check), perhaps a CD (square), and maybe I will even throw in a self-help book on how to deal with weird parents (I know, I know ... usually a rectangle - but you gotta live a little).
Off the top of my head, next year Ethan will be getting a box of tampons (square - check), perhaps a CD (square), and maybe I will even throw in a self-help book on how to deal with weird parents (I know, I know ... usually a rectangle - but you gotta live a little).
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