Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Gittin' Me Some Tail For Christmas!

I recently found out that my mother-in-law will be making a roast for Christmas dinner. But not just any roast ... a RUMP roast! Because I have the sense of humor of an eleven year old boy, I find this wildly amusing.

As Plato once asked: Will this be one rump? Or multiple rumps? Do I want to eat roasted ... rump(s)? I am a little concerned.

My family will be having lobsters and crab imperial for Christmas dinner. My guess is the seafood-y goodness will be accompanied by a big 'ol mess 'o butter. No judgment, just sayin'.

To be fair, one guess whose family has the "thin" genes?

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