Sexiest Neck On The Playground
An Open Letter To The Approximately 416 Separate People I Saw Today:
This morning when I put on my teal scarf, it was right out of the dryer, so it was warm and cuddly, and I was happy. This particular accessory garners many compliments, as some say it matches my eyes (which, now that I think about it, are green? Really not even the same color family at all, so that is odd. People are liars. But, not my point here).
I dropped Ethan off at school, I went to an appointment, I went to a meeting, I went to another thing (this is me being vague and mysterious instead of TMI), I picked Ethan up from school, we went to Barnes & Noble, I went to another thing (vague, again).
Imagine my surprise when I came home from ALL of the things, and was getting ready to put on my lone right slipper (for what became of the left, reference dog photo above), hung my scarf in the closet, and as I did, a purple lacy pair of lady undergarments (I refuse to use the "P" word, I just WILL. NOT!) released themselves from their static grip hold on my scarf (for those who did not pass AP reading, I will make the connection: the one I walked around with ALL DAY) and floated to the floor. If there is an extreme sport version of humiliation, I just achieved Olympic Gold status.
In related news, all of you (you KNOW who you are!) are defriended. I will have to find some new friends, some who will tell me when I am walking around with Victoria's Secret clearance bin #5 pinned to my neck.
OK? Thanks.
4 comments:
LOL... OMYGOSH!!! I hope the "undergarment" was perhaps attached on the inside of the scarf .. not visible to any (FRIEND) whom you may have encountered along the day.
I say this deserves a glass (perhaps a couple) of wine tonight, you have earned the right. xo HHL
Oh, honey, I would have told you! I tell people when their tags are up or their zippers are down!
But maybe, hip chick that you are, you'll start a new trend and EVERYONE will cling up their p*nties and show them off!
First words out of my mouth would have been "get the purple panties off your scarf and stuff them in your purse, quick!"
Additionally, this sounds like something I would do. With similar results. Just hope the purple helped compliment your eyes too and vigorously shake everything you plan to wear for the next six months or so. You don't want to be THAT person. :-)
this reminds me of the story my mom told about pulling her pants out of the drier, throwing them on and going to work, only to be walking down the hall (she worked in a hospital) and have a male doctor call out to her 'I think you lost something' yep, her underoos were in her pant leg and fell out on the ground and she didn't even notive'--sadly I have had even worse happen to me (think similar to that but instead of that p word it is a feminine product that starts with a p--need I say more)
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