The leprechauns visited our home last night. While we were sleeping, they went about their mischievous leprechaun business and got to work, setting up a trail of sparkle clovers and candy and golden nickels. They especially enjoyed the kitchen, and the milk in the fridge is now the color of new spring grass.
The Kelley-hued milk was the highlight for the seven-year-old, until he discovered something even more amazing than green dairy products. Leprechaun PEE! Before leaving, the leprechauns must have visited the restroom (all that green beer, can't say I blame them) because our toilet water is also Kelley green. I, personally, thought it was a little rude of them not to flush, but I suppose our bathroom is not ADA-leprechaun compliant, and they do have little arms, so I'm over it.
Ethan was beside himself at this magical toilet water, I had to discourage him from taking a thermos full of it to school to show his friends. I did promise that he could bring his buddies over after school to brag about our "magic" toilet. $5 per ticket for admission is reasonable, don't you think?
The Kelley-hued milk was the highlight for the seven-year-old, until he discovered something even more amazing than green dairy products. Leprechaun PEE! Before leaving, the leprechauns must have visited the restroom (all that green beer, can't say I blame them) because our toilet water is also Kelley green. I, personally, thought it was a little rude of them not to flush, but I suppose our bathroom is not ADA-leprechaun compliant, and they do have little arms, so I'm over it.
Ethan was beside himself at this magical toilet water, I had to discourage him from taking a thermos full of it to school to show his friends. I did promise that he could bring his buddies over after school to brag about our "magic" toilet. $5 per ticket for admission is reasonable, don't you think?
10 comments:
A $5 cover charge seems reasonable to me. Glad they visited!
LOL thats so awesome! I wonder why in the photo he isnt holding Irish beer?
Love it!
You're such a rock star mom!
I am TOTALLY scamming this idea and using it as my own next year. (Don't tell, k?) Thanks!! =)
Green toilet water? Now that is a creative show and tell item at school.
You win the mom of the year award with this one. Ethan is one lucky kid!!
I love the green toilet water. That is hilarious!
What an awesome mom you are. How totally fun and memorable.
Was a Daddy size leprechaun the green tinkle culprit?
You are such a great mom!!
Email me blairkgiles@gmail for the info on that dress. I have a few plus size stalkers..that I don't want knowing about certain websites. Sounds rude of me but they take my ideas and use them...so annoying!
Post a Comment