Friday, March 12, 2010

Career Change

Dear My Son - I know football is your new passion and you think anything football-related is extra cool. I get that. But telling your Mom she has "a linebacker butt" is not a compliment. Not ever. Please remember that. On an entirely unrelated note, might be time to look into hitting the gym more than once every six months? Or just see if I could get drafted? Not sure which.

10 comments:

Terri said...

You probably don't need to know this, but I just snickered. At you. But FYI: My son once said, at his re-entry-after-suspension meeting at school, "Mom, you're the fattest woman here." Charming.

meredith said...

oh my goodness, too funny!! oh, boys!

Suburban Princess said...

LOL aren't children just delightful!?

Ah well...he is gorgeous so I guess it can be forgiven :O)

Lori said...

Draft! Draft!! Draft!!! How cool would that be? :)

Anonymous said...

ohmygosh! Kids are hillarious!

KirstyCat said...

At least he didn't say it to you in the middle of a store! LOL

Sharon McPherson said...

Ye, thank the heavens for sons ... They sure do keep you grounded. Bless their little cotton socks. Or, is that caked dried muddy soccer socks. :)

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

Oh no he did not. Mine pointed at my tattoo and said ICKY.

Associate Girl said...

My son points out when I need my roots touched up and when I'm getting a zit. Thank God for little boys.

Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

hahaha!!! Children say the funniest stuff!
My nephew came home from Sunday school on Sunday and we asked him how he liked he new teacher, his response..."she nice, she fat too!" He's 3 so we all died laughing. Everyone in my family is chubby so I don't know why he had to point out that she was fat...haha!