"That first hunt worked out great, but since then we haven't heard a single gobble," Bruce said. "We haven't heard anything."Yep. Let's face it, Jenny, who among us does not know that awful feeling that arises when you don't hear a single gobble followed by a series of gunshots? My heart goes out to the couple.
But they certainly get props from me for creativity in the romance department. Really, what can beat standing, in a white wedding gown, in the middle of the field with a dead and bleeding animal in hand? (An animal, let's underscore, that you yourself just shot a moment ago.) Mmm hmmm...
My heart is melting, on the one hand (the less bloody one), and, on the other, I envision many more happy occasions in the lives of this couple. Can you imagine their Valentine's Day? (Dead deer? Slaughtered bisons? Ripped apart carcasses of smaller mammals? Oh, the possibilities are endless. And all in red, the color of love... ;)
Quit mocking my people (my KY people)....I mean they got hitched because they thought things couldn't get any better and that they'd never run out of stuff to do - ha!!
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"That first hunt worked out great, but since then we haven't heard a single gobble," Bruce said. "We haven't heard anything."Yep. Let's face it, Jenny, who among us does not know that awful feeling that arises when you don't hear a single gobble followed by a series of gunshots? My heart goes out to the couple.
But they certainly get props from me for creativity in the romance department. Really, what can beat standing, in a white wedding gown, in the middle of the field with a dead and bleeding animal in hand? (An animal, let's underscore, that you yourself just shot a moment ago.) Mmm hmmm...
My heart is melting, on the one hand (the less bloody one), and, on the other, I envision many more happy occasions in the lives of this couple. Can you imagine their Valentine's Day? (Dead deer? Slaughtered bisons? Ripped apart carcasses of smaller mammals? Oh, the possibilities are endless. And all in red, the color of love... ;)
Quit mocking my people (my KY people)....I mean they got hitched because they thought things couldn't get any better and that they'd never run out of stuff to do - ha!!
How are you, Jenny?
Dear Jenny, please say, even briefly, how you're doing. I'm very concerned.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
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