Alright boob, have a seat. It is time we talked. I just made an appointment with the Hopkins Breast Center for this Monday. They wanted to get you in right away to whip you into shape. They are smart there – those Hopkins people – and they will not put up with subpar performance.
Do not think you cannot be replaced. We have logged many hours together watching Dr. 90210 and we are both aware of the incredible things that can be done with silicone and a few stitches. If I may be so candid, I have always thought you were slightly under qualified for this position. There are thousands of "D" cups out there and your resume is not at that level.
So consider yourself on notice and get it together, do you understand? This organization cannot afford to put up with any other slacker organs or body parts. The notes from this meeting will go in your permanent file.
Enjoy your weekend.
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