Aftermath

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

I Should Win A Pottery Oscar

Just look at this plate we made! And, by made, I mean painted at one of those pottery places. It only took ten hours and seven hundred reminders to "stop glopping stuff on the brush and please, please, please stop painting outside the lines!" (Ethan to me, of course). Yes, while I should win a pottery kick-ass award for my amazing art skills, I do not think I deserve a parking one ...



... on my car outside of Borders. Can you feel that holiday spirit in the air? Yes, me too. Considering someone last month left a note on my car addressed to "Dr. As$h@le" and continued "Who the f---k do you think you are with your f---ing parking?!?", I will consider this most recent note a love letter to me noting a marked improvement in my driving skills. Life is all about perception.


On that note, a very Happy Holidays to all! May your dwindling days of 2010 be filled with cookies and snowmen!


XOXO,
J

Q & A

At one point, I thought being "just a mom" would not be enough to keep my mind busy. I was wrong.

Questions I’ve fielded in the past hour:

1) "If the fire station catches on fire who puts it out?”

2) “What if someone speaks with a trach and they lose it?"

I suppose they could write.

“What if they cannot spell? Then what?"

3) "What color is air?"

4) And, my favorite of all time, “Is Rudolph’s red nose a genetic defect?”