Stripper Mom

Yesterday, I helped out at Ethan's school Valentine's party.

Due to a lack of proper blindfold, the fabric belt to my dress was used as an impromptu eye cover for the Pin The Heart On The Cupid game. E later informed me, "since I was missing the belt to hold it up, three of his friends were just waiting for my dress to fall off!"

I am still unclear whether I should interpret this in an "Ethan's Mom Has Got It Goin' On" sort of fashion, or whether my accidental disrobing would have been pure stand-up comedy?

For the sake of my own ego, am going with the former.