I am currently wearing SPF 90. That's right - Nine-Zero - Ninety. I could lay out on the actual surface of the sun and not get so much as a healthy glow. This from the person who used to marinate in baby oil and braise on a reflective silver towel. Oh, and I now have one of those floppy old lady hats. And - the piece de resistance - a bathing suit with a butt skirt.
Ten years ago, my Victoria's Secret white crochet string bikini was "too much coverage" so I took it to the tailor to have it taken in, lest I suffer the indignity of parading about a beach with more than one-half of one rear cheek covered. But now, the L.L. Bean skirt suit. The anti-MILF suit. How the mighty have fallen. But, you are welcome, fellow beachgoers. I have YOU in mind when doing the suit shopping.
4 comments:
LOL. I'm right there with you on the skirt suit, but haven't dared wear it yet. I voted for you as the funniest blog, but "The wind in my vagina" has to be the funniest blog name!
Glad you are back. I've missed you. I didn't go for the skirt suit this year (although I probably should have), but did do the "suck-you-in-so much-you-can-barely-put-the-suit-on-let-alone-breathe-once-you-do-get-it-on" suit, also from Lands End.
hahahah ... I can SO relate to this post. I now order mine from LandsEnd ... don't get the butt skirt ... but do get the wider bottoms and tankini style tops with an underwire in it.
Looking forward to reading more. Found you through the LuxeBlog awards page :-D
You continuously make me cry laugh!!!
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